The official tumblr of amtrak — How fucking much do symphony bassoon players drink...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
maybeasunflower
amtrak-official

A train without a Conductor is like a girl without a liver, it just wouldn't work right

j0them0971

Fun fact: same deal with an orchestra

amtrak-official

WRONG, Symphony Bassoon Players do not need a liver

maybeasunflower

Given their drinking habits, I would hope not.

amtrak-official

How fucking much do symphony bassoon players drink on an average night??