So imagine you are on the train and suddenly a bear is sitting in the seat ahead of you and not the gay man kind but like the actual fucking animal, and like nobody seems to notice it but you, and it's wearing a derby hat because of course it is, everyone knows that the bears in these here parts are incredibly rich so of course they would head to the derby but that's beside the point. The point of all this is to say that the bear while worthy of its rights as a passenger still should cause some sort of reaction in the passengers who for once in their god damned lives seem to think that minding their own business is a good idea which lies would be a nice lesson for the train passengers to finally learn but for God's sake there is a fucking bear on the train. Wouldn't that be fucked up
The proper reaction for passengers to have, btw, is CAN I PET THAT DAWG
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