The official tumblr of amtrak — GAY PUBLIC TRANSPORT LETS GOOOOO

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The official tumblr of amtrak

Amtrak, everyone's favorite underfunded government run train company.
Personally considered an enemy of the state by NBC, Taylor Swift, The US Trademark Office and The Amtrak corporation.
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foodforthefoul asked:

GAY PUBLIC TRANSPORT LETS GOOOOO

WOOO HOOO!!!!

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bouquett asked:

some of your posts say “commercial content” under your user but it isn’t there when i looks at your posts on your blog. is this a new thing or has it aleays been there and im stupid. what are you trying to sell me amtrak?????

I am clearly trying to sell an underwater train

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So imagine you are on the train and suddenly a bear is sitting in the seat ahead of you and not the gay man kind but like the actual fucking animal, and like nobody seems to notice it but you, and it’s wearing a derby hat because of course it is, everyone knows that the bears in these here parts are incredibly rich so of course they would head to the derby but that’s beside the point. The point of all this is to say that the bear while worthy of its rights as a passenger still should cause some sort of reaction in the passengers who for once in their god damned lives seem to think that minding their own business is a good idea which lies would be a nice lesson for the train passengers to finally learn but for God’s sake there is a fucking bear on the train. Wouldn’t that be fucked up