bouquett asked:
some of your posts say “commercial content” under your user but it isn’t there when i looks at your posts on your blog. is this a new thing or has it aleays been there and im stupid. what are you trying to sell me amtrak?????
I am clearly trying to sell an underwater train
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#asksWe should release 5 Bisexual messes onto an empty train apart from the crew and see what would happen
foodforthefoul asked:
GAY PUBLIC TRANSPORT LETS GOOOOO
WOOO HOOO!!!!
It’s easy to be convinced of things by big numbers but remember those several hundred possible commuters could be better served by a freeway on top of their homes instead of a subway that goes down a wide boulevard
The drive is long and tiring but
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So imagine you are on the train and suddenly a bear is sitting in the seat ahead of you and not the gay man kind but like the actual fucking animal, and like nobody seems to notice it but you, and it’s wearing a derby hat because of course it is, everyone knows that the bears in these here parts are incredibly rich so of course they would head to the derby but that’s beside the point. The point of all this is to say that the bear while worthy of its rights as a passenger still should cause some sort of reaction in the passengers who for once in their god damned lives seem to think that minding their own business is a good idea which lies would be a nice lesson for the train passengers to finally learn but for God’s sake there is a fucking bear on the train. Wouldn’t that be fucked up
The gay people are doing this new fangled thing called listening to incredibly obscure music from 2012
Guy who
happysquik asked:
Autism
Yeah, I got it but do you?
I do not fear the fae, I am always in a giant metal box called a train and the fae can’t get on because of the iron that is used to make steel.
Anonymous asked:
im ngl i enjoy ur blog and ur content but sometimes it gets annoying when you spam reblog your own post like 5 times in a row with one-line additions.. you know you can hit enter while writing a post and make a new line without posting right? (sent with love)
Yeah but that has less soul and looks worse, I prefer having each thought in a separate reblog