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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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We should release 5 Bisexual messes onto an empty train apart from the crew and see what would happen

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We would make it seem as though the all the passengers but them vanished by leaving tons of luggage and things in the coach despite only 5 people riding it

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Among the things "left" on the train would be a gun, a book of incantations and an Alanis Morrisette CD

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is the gun loaded?

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The bullets are hidden in other parts of the Coach

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Also all of Bisexuals kinda hate each other over petty 5 year old drama

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No because a dead body appears halfway through the train ride and the dead body was three of the Bisexuals ex