The official tumblr of amtrak — There are always 5 options when you meet...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Let's try this again

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You meet a boring man with nothing interesting in his life what do you do

Give her estrogen

steal his wallet

Hit him with a train

infodump to him

take him to the zoo to look at the river otters

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There are always 5 options when you meet someone

  • Transgenderise them
  • Theft
  • Vehicular Manslaughter
  • Autism
  • Genuine Kindness