The official tumblr of amtrak — No the magic bottle of pills that appears in you...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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You meet a boring man with nothing interesting in his life, what do you do

give her estrogen

hit him with a train

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Can I steal the estrogen for myself?

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No the magic bottle of pills that appears in you hand will vanish if you try to take it yourself