Anonymous asked:
whenever you mention Portland OR i always go "PORTLAND MENTIONED 🎉🎉🎉" in my head :)
amtrak-official answered:
I need to know are the lesbians in Portland as deranged as the internet claims
yeah, yeah they are
I want to befriend a Portland, OR lesbian
Find a little room, put on some headphones, play some shitty 2000s Pop and dance, it will probably bring you a bit of joy
Every zoo should have River Otters if I’m honest, they are as intrinsic to the Zoo experience as a shitty train with the only stop at the entrance
Gay people in the American Midwest
Gay people in the American South
Drug induced Vampire Orgies on the Train to Portland OR
Releasing a feral Hatsune Miku onto the train <3<3<3
✓ Autism
✓ ADHD
✓ Anxiety
✓ Homosexuality
? Transgender
✓ knowledgeable on trains
Maybe the Midwest isn’t as good a place as I thought…
crowling3is3dead3 asked:
Do trains taste good and on a scale from 1 to 10 how nutritious are they compared to children?
Taste is a 1/10, but they are slightly healthier to eat the children because they are rich in iron
A train ride could be a dating Sim if you aren’t a coward
