Maybe the Midwest isn't as good a place as I thought...
It's state fair food. They also did deep fried kool-aid and butter-fried BUTTER. State fair food is not food. State fair food is the equivalent of giving a three year old free reign of the kitchen and a personal chef who will do whatever the three year old wants to do without question. It is mad science taken to absurd heights.
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How do you deep fry kool-aid?
It's a fucking liquid
Jello, I suppose.
Deep fried Jello sounds horrifying
atmosphericwrites asked:
love that you’re being quoted in some random bored panda article now—
Send me the article now!
Stardew Valley but the town is a real town which makes sense
Now you may not believe it at first but this is one of the most livable cities in the whole of the United states
Anonymous asked:
Why is the houston to san antonio train only in the night
Because it is part of a longer train route which is scheduled to have it start and end in the day time
Grabbing you by the shoulders and shaking you as I explain that the whole fucking thing about Bedrock and Manhattan’s skyline is a fucking myth, the bedrock is not better in Lower Manhattan or Midtown, the whole island has the same shitty bedrock, the Woolworth building was built on some of the deepest bedrock on the island, the reason that buildings are taller there is because that’s just where the financial and office districts are. The stock exchange is in lower Manhattan so the financial industry is there
What do you mean “people” need “windows” in their “apartments”
I just bought a vinyl (:
Anonymous asked:
I’m riding the NE regional and they just said it’s delayed due to the heat. It’s not even 90. Why?
Tracks can warp from going over them too quickly in extreme heat
I made a thing
Walz is the VP nominee, as a result, I am changing the icon
