Stardew Valley but the town is a real town which makes sense
Why the fuck is there a Walmart in a town of 30 people
Like seriously this isn't a town, it's not even a village, it's more the size of an anarchist commune in upstate New York except without the anarchism
How was there enough tax money for mayor Lewis to embezzle enough to build a golden statue of himself without letting the singular road in the city just rot away
They should run a Rocky Horror Show Train where they have a car that has a rotating cast of actors performing the Rocky Horror Show every day
Maybe the Midwest isn’t as good a place as I thought…
Breaking News:
40 something year old Conservative Upper Middle Class Woman describes Coastal Left Leaning City as Bougie, More at 11
Anonymous asked:
Along with switching to firefox, please consider switching search engines
I was planning on using Ecosia as my search engine
What do you mean “people” need “windows” in their “apartments”
atmosphericwrites asked:
love that you’re being quoted in some random bored panda article now—
Send me the article now!
Anonymous asked:
thanks to your propaganda my wife is now trying to convince me to leave my good job to move to chicago. Anyway she's probably right
I’m sorry, this is just such a funny ask.
In all seriousness, find a job in Chicago before you move
Releasing a feral Hatsune Miku onto the train <3<3<3
You ever see a house or condo on the market and it is like 100k below market rate and just wonder what’s wrong with it
Now you may not believe it at first but this is one of the most livable cities in the whole of the United states
