The official tumblr of amtrak — I am aware, I just am a nitpicking pedantic bitch

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
bramblefrump
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Stardew Valley but the town is a real town which makes sense

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Why the fuck is there a Walmart in a town of 30 people

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Like seriously this isn't a town, it's not even a village, it's more the size of an anarchist commune in upstate New York except without the anarchism

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How was there enough tax money for mayor Lewis to embezzle enough to build a golden statue of himself without letting the singular road in the city just rot away

sentient-trumpet

I mean, if you've ever been out in rural areas sometimes the only store for miles is some kind of walmart, dollar general, and/or other big corporate store.

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Yes but the Walmart is usually in a town of a thousand not literally 30 people

bramblefrump

Is vudeogame

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I am aware, I just am a nitpicking pedantic bitch