Anonymous asked:
thanks to your propaganda my wife is now trying to convince me to leave my good job to move to chicago. Anyway she's probably right
I’m sorry, this is just such a funny ask.
In all seriousness, find a job in Chicago before you move
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#asksWhat do you mean “people” need “windows” in their “apartments”
atmosphericwrites asked:
love that you’re being quoted in some random bored panda article now—
Send me the article now!
Releasing a feral Hatsune Miku onto the train <3<3<3
Gay Folks love their Diagonal Streets
Stardew Valley but the town is a real town which makes sense
Would centaurs be included under the ADA, because on one hand being half horse isn’t a disability really but on the other hand they are so long they might not fit in normal elevators and too tall for most buildings and doorways, meaning they would have a hard time navigating the world without accommodations
The story I am making will have something for everyone, its gonna have:
I do not fear the fae, I am always in a giant metal box called a train and the fae can’t get on because of the iron that is used to make steel.
Walking down the street wearing a big sign reading:
“I have the Right Of Way and You Don’t, I Will Always Have it ,And You Never Will, Even if I Jaywalk, So Fuck You and your $20,000 Truck”
“I could fix him”, I say referring to the man driving from Chicago to New York