It's Midnight, start banging pots to wake up your downstairs neighbor
Don’t think I’ll be fucking my pots thank you very much
Not the kind of Banging I meant
Pro tip when writing, The Audience loves unnecessary relationship melodrama and you can always squeeze a bit more of it out of the characters when you are running low on ideas
Drug induced Vampire Orgies on the Train to Portland OR
Anonymous asked:
feeling very dumb but what's the specific distinction that makes a condo different from other things?
A Condo is an apartment that you own
“You couldn’t waterboard this out of me”
Skill issue, you could get it out of me, WITHOUT waterboarding, I’m a talkative bitch who can’t keep a secret for the life of him
A train ride could be a dating Sim if you aren’t a coward
You mean to tell me the weirdo obsessed with cities, urban design and trains wants to live in a major city??
Genuinely, what is the fucking point of powersave mode on a computer besides making me suffer
I’m just going to start referring to famous celebrities as one hit wonders even when they are known for a lot of songs
Releasing a feral Hatsune Miku onto the train <3<3<3
Germany’s Rail Infrastructure may be shit bit at least it’s not The US
