Pro tip when writing, The Audience loves unnecessary relationship melodrama and you can always squeeze a bit more of it out of the characters when you are running low on ideas
It’s Midnight, start banging pots to wake up your downstairs neighbor
Drug induced Vampire Orgies on the Train to Portland OR
You ever see a house or condo on the market and it is like 100k below market rate and just wonder what’s wrong with it
Why did the US never invest in High Speed Rail until now?
Anonymous asked:
feeling very dumb but what's the specific distinction that makes a condo different from other things?
A Condo is an apartment that you own
Girls who live in the water and climb out when a train passes by to try and capture the train and eat the passengers?
Dashcon could have worked if they were in downtown Chicago instead of Schaumburg, because there would have been more trains available
Anonymous asked:
i feel so stupid but im like just now realuzing that youre not some super cool intern that actually represents amtrak the company. im now more in love with you than ever
First time someone fell more in love with me from this realization
What is our opinion on the lady on the Ticket to ride box
Her
They should run a Rocky Horror Show Train where they have a car that has a rotating cast of actors performing the Rocky Horror Show every day