It's Midnight, start banging pots to wake up your downstairs neighbor
Don’t think I’ll be fucking my pots thank you very much
Not the kind of Banging I meant
just realized what you meant, my bad, still not gonna fuck my pots tho
Good
Pro tip when writing, The Audience loves unnecessary relationship melodrama and you can always squeeze a bit more of it out of the characters when you are running low on ideas
Drug induced Vampire Orgies on the Train to Portland OR
Anonymous asked:
feeling very dumb but what's the specific distinction that makes a condo different from other things?
A Condo is an apartment that you own
“You couldn’t waterboard this out of me”
Skill issue, you could get it out of me, WITHOUT waterboarding, I’m a talkative bitch who can’t keep a secret for the life of him
A train ride could be a dating Sim if you aren’t a coward
You mean to tell me the weirdo obsessed with cities, urban design and trains wants to live in a major city??
Genuinely, what is the fucking point of powersave mode on a computer besides making me suffer
I’m just going to start referring to famous celebrities as one hit wonders even when they are known for a lot of songs
Releasing a feral Hatsune Miku onto the train <3<3<3
Germany’s Rail Infrastructure may be shit bit at least it’s not The US
