The official tumblr of amtrak — There's probably not enough room on my ass to...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Walking down the street wearing a big sign reading:

"I have the Right Of Way and You Don't, I Will Always Have it ,And You Never Will, Even if I Jaywalk, So Fuck You and your $20,000 Truck"

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There’s probably not enough room on my ass to wrote all that