Eat Rocks
Sing to the Moon
Stab men with a knife
Read books on the train to a butch lesbian
Kiss him
miss-sagemoon asked:
how many roundabouts is too many roundabouts
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Whenever someone insults me, I know it’s not because of any flaws of mine, but rather their own jealousy over me getting to pet a river otter
Walking down the street wearing a big sign reading:
“I have the Right Of Way and You Don’t, I Will Always Have it ,And You Never Will, Even if I Jaywalk, So Fuck You and your $20,000 Truck”
I’m just going to start referring to famous celebrities as one hit wonders even when they are known for a lot of songs
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Why did the US never invest in High Speed Rail until now?
You ever see a house or condo on the market and it is like 100k below market rate and just wonder what’s wrong with it
The story I am making will have something for everyone, its gonna have:
- Lesbians
- Theatre
- Murder
- Journalistic Malpractice
- Revolutionary Sentiment
- Trains
- Subways
- New York
- Architecture
- Arson
- Creative Burnout
- Pastiche
- Shakespeare
- The physical manifestation of death
- Drag
- 24/7 Diners
- Transgenderism
- Desecration of burial grounds
- References to Oscar Wilde
- A shitty Quebecois
- And, a cozy cafe