and bishops

I think the median Gay Person has tried to Maul at least 3 Christian bishops

So no, the gays do not love bishops

"average gay person has tried to maul 3 Christian bishops" factoid actualy just statistical error. average gay person has mauled zero Christian bishops. Maulbishops Georg, who lives in vatican & mauls over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I said median, Median addresses outliers so he was not counted actually

"median gay person has tried to maul 3 Christian bishops" factoid actually just statistical inaccuracy. median gay person has tried to maul 0 Christian bishops. The Catholic Church's official data collector, Bishop Unmaulable III, only interviewed 3 gay people—who reported trying to maul 0, 3, and 10,000 per diem Christian bishops each—before passing away under circumstances as of yet undisclosed by the Vatican.

His research remains unfinished but was published by the Church anyways, despite its small sample size.