Whenever someone insults me, I know it’s not because of any flaws of mine, but rather their own jealousy over me getting to pet a river otter
thebirdinator3000 asked:
PLEASE TAKE ME TO A GAY BAR I NEED TO HEAR YOU RAMBLE ABOUT INFRASTRUCTURE
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I’m calling it now, the next great American Novel will be about a fucking weirdo on a train
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I would be a great father, All I would need to do is take my kids to the zoo semi frequently and take an active role in their life and I would be the favorite dad so quickly
Eat Rocks
Sing to the Moon
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Horrible thought:
The weird old vampire on the ceiling of the train could be straight
Okay so have you ever heard of Braess’s paradox, basically it is the paradox that the more lanes a road has, the more congested it is. I mean I guess you probably do know that because it’s common knowledge to everyone that isn’t a fucking traffic engineer because of how induced demand works. But did you know that it has been found to work in reverse? Following the removal of the Alaskan way viaduct in Seattle, the city found that traffic on the street went down without having any negative effects on ove…
miss-sagemoon asked:
how many roundabouts is too many roundabouts
12
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