Whenever someone insults me, I know it's not because of any flaws of mine, but rather their own jealousy over me getting to pet a river otter
Or they’re jealous of the train autism, the exact reason is really irrelevant
Why does tumblr have such an anti-urbanist bend to it, everytime I bring up walkable cities or public transit or human centric design, somebody gets mad about it, it’s crazy.
I’m calling it now, the next great American Novel will be about a fucking weirdo on a train
Gay Folks love their Diagonal Streets
I would be a great father, All I would need to do is take my kids to the zoo semi frequently and take an active role in their life and I would be the favorite dad so quickly
Eat Rocks
Sing to the Moon
Stab men with a knife
Read books on the train to a butch lesbian
Kiss him
Horrible thought:
The weird old vampire on the ceiling of the train could be straight
thebirdinator3000 asked:
PLEASE TAKE ME TO A GAY BAR I NEED TO HEAR YOU RAMBLE ABOUT INFRASTRUCTURE
Okay so have you ever heard of Braess’s paradox, basically it is the paradox that the more lanes a road has, the more congested it is. I mean I guess you probably do know that because it’s common knowledge to everyone that isn’t a fucking traffic engineer because of how induced demand works. But did you know that it has been found to work in reverse? Following the removal of the Alaskan way viaduct in Seattle, the city found that traffic on the street went down without having any negative effects on ove…
miss-sagemoon asked:
how many roundabouts is too many roundabouts
12
Busses are always law abiding citizens
They call New York the city that never sleeps because I stole all the music boxes and now nobody there can get sleepy
