Amtrak, everyone's favorite underfunded government run train company.
Personally considered an enemy of the state by NBC, Taylor Swift, The US Trademark Office and The Amtrak corporation.
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70s music fan,
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I’m calling it now, the next great American Novel will be about a fucking weirdo on a train
Chugga Chugga Choo Choo goes the old Steam Train
I would be a great father, All I would need to do is take my kids to the zoo semi frequently and take an active role in their life and I would be the favorite dad so quickly
In order of coolness
Trains
Motorcycles
Bikes
Bulldozers
Boats
Planes
Cars
Trucks
Here comes the son
Dododo
Here comes the son
The story I am making will have something for everyone, its gonna have:
Lesbians
Theatre
Murder
Journalistic Malpractice
Revolutionary Sentiment
Trains
Subways
New York
Architecture
Arson
Creative Burnout
Pastiche
Shakespeare
The physical manifestation of death
Drag
24/7 Diners
Transgenderism
Desecration of burial grounds
References to Oscar Wilde
A shitty Quebecois
And, a cozy cafe
It’s Midnight, start banging pots to wake up your downstairs neighbor
Oh yeah, the whole internet thing doesn’t affect Amtrak because it runs off Linux, I forgot about that fact
PLEASE TAKE ME TO A GAY BAR I NEED TO HEAR YOU RAMBLE ABOUT INFRASTRUCTURE
Okay so have you ever heard of Braess’s paradox, basically it is the paradox that the more lanes a road has, the more congested it is. I mean I guess you probably do know that because it’s common knowledge to everyone that isn’t a fucking traffic engineer because of how induced demand works. But did you know that it has been found to work in reverse? Following the removal of the Alaskan way viaduct in Seattle, the city found that traffic on the street went down without having any negative effects on ove…