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I’m calling it now, the next great American Novel will be about a fucking weirdo on a train
Chugga Chugga Choo Choo goes the old Steam Train
I would be a great father, All I would need to do is take my kids to the zoo semi frequently and take an active role in their life and I would be the favorite dad so quickly
In order of coolness
- Trains
- Motorcycles
- Bikes
- Bulldozers
- Boats
- Planes
- Cars
- Trucks
Here comes the son
Dododo
Here comes the son
The story I am making will have something for everyone, its gonna have:
- Lesbians
- Theatre
- Murder
- Journalistic Malpractice
- Revolutionary Sentiment
- Trains
- Subways
- New York
- Architecture
- Arson
- Creative Burnout
- Pastiche
- Shakespeare
- The physical manifestation of death
- Drag
- 24/7 Diners
- Transgenderism
- Desecration of burial grounds
- References to Oscar Wilde
- A shitty Quebecois
- And, a cozy cafe
It’s Midnight, start banging pots to wake up your downstairs neighbor
Oh yeah, the whole internet thing doesn’t affect Amtrak because it runs off Linux, I forgot about that fact
Gay Folks love their Diagonal Streets
Okay so have you ever heard of Braess’s paradox, basically it is the paradox that the more lanes a road has, the more congested it is. I mean I guess you probably do know that because it’s common knowledge to everyone that isn’t a fucking traffic engineer because of how induced demand works. But did you know that it has been found to work in reverse? Following the removal of the Alaskan way viaduct in Seattle, the city found that traffic on the street went down without having any negative effects on ove…