I'm calling it now, the next great American Novel will be about a fucking weirdo on a train
Great in which genre? Since a lot of us speculative fiction writers could probably do an awesome train story. But most of the American novels taught in high school and such don’t have dragons
Honestly, I think Sci Fi/Speculative Fiction given that the American Literary Canon is sorely lacking in books of that genre apart from Dune and Enders Game
Cincinnati
Good Night America, How are ya
I would be a great father, All I would need to do is take my kids to the zoo semi frequently and take an active role in their life and I would be the favorite dad so quickly
Whenever someone insults me, I know it’s not because of any flaws of mine, but rather their own jealousy over me getting to pet a river otter
Gay Folks love their Diagonal Streets
Socialism and Train Autism are very compatible
thebirdinator3000 asked:
PLEASE TAKE ME TO A GAY BAR I NEED TO HEAR YOU RAMBLE ABOUT INFRASTRUCTURE
Okay so have you ever heard of Braess’s paradox, basically it is the paradox that the more lanes a road has, the more congested it is. I mean I guess you probably do know that because it’s common knowledge to everyone that isn’t a fucking traffic engineer because of how induced demand works. But did you know that it has been found to work in reverse? Following the removal of the Alaskan way viaduct in Seattle, the city found that traffic on the street went down without having any negative effects on ove…
Folk Music is like if Country music was fun and socialist
Why did the US never invest in High Speed Rail until now?
Walking down the street wearing a big sign reading:
“I have the Right Of Way and You Don’t, I Will Always Have it ,And You Never Will, Even if I Jaywalk, So Fuck You and your $20,000 Truck”
