This Album art scares me
It's the fucking eyes, they are too blue
Like what is going on here
These aren’t his natural eyes
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Would centaurs be included under the ADA, because on one hand being half horse isn’t a disability really but on the other hand they are so long they might not fit in normal elevators and too tall for most buildings and doorways, meaning they would have a hard time navigating the world without accommodations
You arrive at the train station, its a bit past 7 and sun is beginning to set, but the train is late. So You find your way to the benches but all of them are full, save for two seats. One is next to a pale older woman with long flowing red hair in an elegant green green, she is reading a book on Irish History and wears golden spectacles. The other seat is next to a man in a long trench blue coat, he has tan skin and dark slicked back hair, in his pocket is a pistol, you glance at the schedule board and see it will be 30 minutes till the train arrives. Where do you sit?
Interviewing George Bush,
“How the fuck do you sleep at night after all you have done, don’t you just wish that you could get hit by a train and stop having to worry about the consequences of your actions?”
I press a button on a remote
“Well great news, we redirected a train directly towards your house, it’s coming for you <3, now stay still you fucking bastard”
So uh, I know this isn’t officially a music blog, I just talk about it to much, but I need to say this,
HOT TO GO! is not the gay Y.M.C.A.
The Y.M.C.A. is the gay Y.M.C.A it’s literally about gay cruising. I love both songs but seriously
In order of coolness
- Trains
- Motorcycles
- Bikes
- Bulldozers
- Boats
- Planes
- Cars
- Trucks
Fuck I accidentally turned centuars into a metaphor for disability
So when are people going to realize that this map is really fucking bad and stupid
Oh yeah, the whole internet thing doesn’t affect Amtrak because it runs off Linux, I forgot about that fact
Gay Folks love their Diagonal Streets