Interviewing George Bush,
"How the fuck do you sleep at night after all you have done, don't you just wish that you could get hit by a train and stop having to worry about the consequences of your actions?"
I press a button on a remote
"Well great news, we redirected a train directly towards your house, it's coming for you <3, now stay still you fucking bastard"
Don’t worry, this isn’t illegal, it’s George Bush
In order of coolness
Would centaurs be included under the ADA, because on one hand being half horse isn’t a disability really but on the other hand they are so long they might not fit in normal elevators and too tall for most buildings and doorways, meaning they would have a hard time navigating the world without accommodations
So uh, I know this isn’t officially a music blog, I just talk about it to much, but I need to say this,
HOT TO GO! is not the gay Y.M.C.A.
The Y.M.C.A. is the gay Y.M.C.A it’s literally about gay cruising. I love both songs but seriously
Anonymous asked:
Your account was in my nightmare for some reason. You kept getting sent asks of people put in house wallpapers to varying degrees of spookiness.
But the scariest part is that you kept replying with "r/196" to them, which even after checking the subreddit I have no clue what that's supposed to mean.
I wouldn’t do that, telling people to go to reddit is cruel
Things I have found while looking for my DVD Player so far
Kittens can ride the train but Drag Queens? They can also ride the train.
imjustheretofangirl003 asked:
Omg celebrity spotting Hi Amtrak!!!
Hi <3
Riding the trolley
Oh yeah, the whole internet thing doesn’t affect Amtrak because it runs off Linux, I forgot about that fact
Fuck I accidentally turned centuars into a metaphor for disability
