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Interviewing George Bush,
“How the fuck do you sleep at night after all you have done, don’t you just wish that you could get hit by a train and stop having to worry about the consequences of your actions?”
I press a button on a remote
“Well great news, we redirected a train directly towards your house, it’s coming for you <3, now stay still you fucking bastard”
Walking down the street wearing a big sign reading:
“I have the Right Of Way and You Don’t, I Will Always Have it ,And You Never Will, Even if I Jaywalk, So Fuck You and your $20,000 Truck”
Hi <3
How fucked up is it that a horse is cheaper than a new car
So uh, I know this isn’t officially a music blog, I just talk about it to much, but I need to say this,
HOT TO GO! is not the gay Y.M.C.A.
The Y.M.C.A. is the gay Y.M.C.A it’s literally about gay cruising. I love both songs but seriously






