Woo, it's the 80s, the Rot has set in and you can ride a train to Akron Ohio
There's no way you could ride the train to Akron Ohio in the 80's.
The rot is still around, but not this?
The rot is profitable
I hear trains from my house in Akron, Ohio
Yeah but you can’t ride those trains
Eek!
A parking lot
So uh, I know this isn’t officially a music blog, I just talk about it to much, but I need to say this,
HOT TO GO! is not the gay Y.M.C.A.
The Y.M.C.A. is the gay Y.M.C.A it’s literally about gay cruising. I love both songs but seriously
Interviewing George Bush,
“How the fuck do you sleep at night after all you have done, don’t you just wish that you could get hit by a train and stop having to worry about the consequences of your actions?”
I press a button on a remote
“Well great news, we redirected a train directly towards your house, it’s coming for you <3, now stay still you fucking bastard”
Oh yeah, the whole internet thing doesn’t affect Amtrak because it runs off Linux, I forgot about that fact
Would centaurs be included under the ADA, because on one hand being half horse isn’t a disability really but on the other hand they are so long they might not fit in normal elevators and too tall for most buildings and doorways, meaning they would have a hard time navigating the world without accommodations
crowling3is3dead3 asked:
Do trains taste good and on a scale from 1 to 10 how nutritious are they compared to children?
Taste is a 1/10, but they are slightly healthier to eat the children because they are rich in iron
It is time to feed the asexuals
Go and eat my children:
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Chicago is an Island City
I made a thing
Walz is the VP nominee, as a result, I am changing the icon
