Well this will surely be the most terrifying news headline I see today
NEVERMIND!!!
That stupid fucking Casino is back ):
Huh? What do you mean this isn't the biggest news event of the day
Okay I mean yeah that's sad, Olive Oil is awesome and all of it should be real, but it didn't even happen today
Oh, okay so this was the important news of the day, I think I get it now
And now for the news that people care about
Sitting by the window during a storm staring at the rain and listening to music
Would centaurs be included under the ADA, because on one hand being half horse isn’t a disability really but on the other hand they are so long they might not fit in normal elevators and too tall for most buildings and doorways, meaning they would have a hard time navigating the world without accommodations
They call New York the city that never sleeps because I stole all the music boxes and now nobody there can get sleepy
floraunderground asked:
found out trump got his ear pierced on an amtrak train 2day. life stays interesting thats for sure
Did he go to a Claire’s, those can cause infections.
You guys were right, Folk Punk Music is awesome
roninnozlo asked:
*former president and convicted felon trump has been shot at
sorry
Huh? I’m just reading a book
You wouldn’t critically analyze the media you consume and think deeply about it’s themes and what it is trying to tell you
Do not trust me on this
Folk Music is like if Country music was fun and socialist
It is time to feed the asexuals
Go and eat my children:
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