Well this will surely be the most terrifying news headline I see today
NEVERMIND!!!
That stupid fucking Casino is back ):
Huh? What do you mean this isn't the biggest news event of the day
Okay I mean yeah that's sad, Olive Oil is awesome and all of it should be real, but it didn't even happen today
Oh, okay so this was the important news of the day, I think I get it now
And now for the news that people care about
DEAR GOD!!
Oh yeah, I guess this also happened if your into that stuff
Don't get me wrong I love whales but this could go poorly, I see why literally everyone is talking about this over all other news headlines
Okay though, what the fuck does this mean