when I grow up I want to run the @amtrak-official Tumblr account
That’s a bold dream, but the account dies with me, be an icon in and of yourself
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Interviewing George Bush,
“How the fuck do you sleep at night after all you have done, don’t you just wish that you could get hit by a train and stop having to worry about the consequences of your actions?”
I press a button on a remote
“Well great news, we redirected a train directly towards your house, it’s coming for you <3, now stay still you fucking bastard”
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Walz is the VP nominee, as a result, I am changing the icon
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