“The draft is evil”
This could either be
Kittens can ride the train but Drag Queens? They can also ride the train.
They call New York the city that never sleeps because I stole all the music boxes and now nobody there can get sleepy
I’m just going to start referring to famous celebrities as one hit wonders even when they are known for a lot of songs
Fun Fact, more men should have medium to long hair
It is time to feed the asexuals
Go and eat my children:
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Anonymous asked:
I’m riding the NE regional and they just said it’s delayed due to the heat. It’s not even 90. Why?
Tracks can warp from going over them too quickly in extreme heat
Interviewing George Bush,
“How the fuck do you sleep at night after all you have done, don’t you just wish that you could get hit by a train and stop having to worry about the consequences of your actions?”
I press a button on a remote
“Well great news, we redirected a train directly towards your house, it’s coming for you <3, now stay still you fucking bastard”
I made a thing
Walz is the VP nominee, as a result, I am changing the icon
What am I expected to do with thsi
