Kittens can ride the train but Drag Queens? They can also ride the train.
Anonymous asked:
I’m riding the NE regional and they just said it’s delayed due to the heat. It’s not even 90. Why?
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After downloading over 100 songs in the past 7 days, I need to download more music
“The draft is evil”
This could either be
- A writer complaining about the physical pain that their writing is causing them
- An editor explaining to a writer that their work is shit
- A leftist political statement from 1969 that is still relevant today
Tracks can warp from going over them too quickly in extreme heat
Would centaurs be included under the ADA, because on one hand being half horse isn’t a disability really but on the other hand they are so long they might not fit in normal elevators and too tall for most buildings and doorways, meaning they would have a hard time navigating the world without accommodations
I’m just going to start referring to famous celebrities as one hit wonders even when they are known for a lot of songs
They call New York the city that never sleeps because I stole all the music boxes and now nobody there can get sleepy
So uh, I know this isn’t officially a music blog, I just talk about it to much, but I need to say this,
HOT TO GO! is not the gay Y.M.C.A.
The Y.M.C.A. is the gay Y.M.C.A it’s literally about gay cruising. I love both songs but seriously
Interviewing George Bush,
“How the fuck do you sleep at night after all you have done, don’t you just wish that you could get hit by a train and stop having to worry about the consequences of your actions?”
I press a button on a remote
“Well great news, we redirected a train directly towards your house, it’s coming for you <3, now stay still you fucking bastard”
Fun Fact, more men should have medium to long hair
Fuck I accidentally turned centuars into a metaphor for disability