Anonymous asked:
Do you think that Woodcocks, Great Tits, Cock-of-the-Rocks, Boobys, Dickcissels, and Bushtits should have rights?
All birds should be given rights
Save for the wretched [REDACTED] of course
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#asksThey call New York the city that never sleeps because I stole all the music boxes and now nobody there can get sleepy
crowling3is3dead3 asked:
Do trains taste good and on a scale from 1 to 10 how nutritious are they compared to children?
Taste is a 1/10, but they are slightly healthier to eat the children because they are rich in iron
It is time to feed the asexuals
Go and eat my children:
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I have come to summon the trans catgirls of tumblr, and I come bearing a gift
If you accept my gift, please grant me a fraction of your power to open a new train line
I made a thing
Walz is the VP nominee, as a result, I am changing the icon
What am I expected to do with thsi
If you can’t afford stained glass windows for your home, consider,
CRACK COCAINE
When people say that cities are the real polluters, I kinda want to laugh at them
