They call New York the city that never sleeps because I stole all the music boxes and now nobody there can get sleepy
I will use them to build a wall around the New Jersey Side of the Hudson so I can turn all of the Music Boxes on at once and cause all of Manhattan and Staten Island to Fall Asleep instantly
It is time to feed the asexuals
Go and eat my children:
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Well if he was at the train station he could easily find his way to wherever he needed to go
Anonymous asked:
Amtrak, can I take a suitcase with ~$200,000 worth of drugs in it with me on an Amtrak train?
Yes but you have to keep quiet about it
I love writing because you can make this horrible person and people will just love her
Anonymous asked:
Hey man, long time follower first time asker here!
Please don't take this the wrong way because I do sincerely mean it from the bottom of my heart but...I think you may want to log off for a bit? It seems to me like your posting has taken on a bit more of a hostile/negative tone. Im still here though! I do love the urban planning and the public transport and all the trains!!...but maybe some of the shit going on around here might be weighing on you a bit?
Sorry if this sounds like im trying to be some kinda empath or a parasocial 'friend', its just something ive noticed.
I guess what im really trying to say is: I hope you're doing ok over there
Oh, I’m sorry if there has been a change in tone, I will try to correct that
I have come to summon the trans catgirls of tumblr, and I come bearing a gift
If you accept my gift, please grant me a fraction of your power to open a new train line
In order of coolness
Anonymous asked:
I just wanted to tell you that an amtrak line passes through my stepmom's home town which is little more than a wide spot in the road and it's like the most notable thing there
There's no moral here just thought you should know
We pass through many a forgotten small town
crowling3is3dead3 asked:
Do trains taste good and on a scale from 1 to 10 how nutritious are they compared to children?
Taste is a 1/10, but they are slightly healthier to eat the children because they are rich in iron
I’m just going to start referring to famous celebrities as one hit wonders even when they are known for a lot of songs
