New York as a city just fascinates me, I would live there if it weren’t for the elephants in the room whenever talking about New York
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Like a half mile from my apartment, someone apparently drove their car into/through the guard rails and hit a train today. Not "got hit by", they hit it. Wild. Not a passenger train and news is still tight so I don't know more hit but wowza.
People are not always the smartest
I love writing because you can make this horrible person and people will just love her
What is our opinion on the lady on the Ticket to ride box
Her
What is a Vampire if not an elaborate approximation of Drag King with an iron deficiency
I have come to summon the trans catgirls of tumblr, and I come bearing a gift
If you accept my gift, please grant me a fraction of your power to open a new train line
I will never not bring up the fact that current mayor of New York, Eric Adam’s believes that he was sent by God to be mayor and therefore has the divine right of king Mayor
Because like why would I not talk about that, it’s horrifying and hilarious
In order of coolness
Interviewing George Bush,
“How the fuck do you sleep at night after all you have done, don’t you just wish that you could get hit by a train and stop having to worry about the consequences of your actions?”
I press a button on a remote
“Well great news, we redirected a train directly towards your house, it’s coming for you <3, now stay still you fucking bastard”
Rivers are like a compass, if you know where you are in relation to the river, you know vaguely what way is north
Political Assassinations are passe, I want to see people assassinating the HOA president instead, assuming violence is necessary