Anonymous asked:
i feel so stupid but im like just now realuzing that youre not some super cool intern that actually represents amtrak the company. im now more in love with you than ever
First time someone fell more in love with me from this realization
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#asksPro tip when writing, The Audience loves unnecessary relationship melodrama and you can always squeeze a bit more of it out of the characters when you are running low on ideas
Drug induced Vampire Orgies on the Train to Portland OR
crowling3is3dead3 asked:
Do trains taste good and on a scale from 1 to 10 how nutritious are they compared to children?
Taste is a 1/10, but they are slightly healthier to eat the children because they are rich in iron
It is time to feed the asexuals
Go and eat my children:
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I have come to summon the trans catgirls of tumblr, and I come bearing a gift
If you accept my gift, please grant me a fraction of your power to open a new train line
I will never not bring up the fact that current mayor of New York, Eric Adam’s believes that he was sent by God to be mayor and therefore has the divine right of king Mayor
Because like why would I not talk about that, it’s horrifying and hilarious
“You couldn’t waterboard this out of me”
Skill issue, you could get it out of me, WITHOUT waterboarding, I’m a talkative bitch who can’t keep a secret for the life of him
“The draft is evil”
This could either be
I made a thing
