crowling3is3dead3 asked:
Do trains taste good and on a scale from 1 to 10 how nutritious are they compared to children?
amtrak-official answered:
Taste is a 1/10, but they are slightly healthier to eat the children because they are rich in iron
Ok let’s give this a shot
Huh, crunchier than I expected… oh
Oh no
It’s literally just metal, what did you expect
Anonymous asked:
Thank you genuinely for being one of the healthiest blogs on here
Huh, I am not mentally well at all
In order of coolness
Anonymous asked:
Hwrassydonyiu think of ytains
Ahh, I see, I must kill the Prime Minister
They call New York the city that never sleeps because I stole all the music boxes and now nobody there can get sleepy
What is our opinion on the lady on the Ticket to ride box
Her
Anonymous asked:
Quit hating on NYC if you ignore the absurd rent prices it can be rather nice!
I wasn’t hating on it, I love new york, I just gave the picture a provocative caption to bother people
Anonymous asked:
Going to be playing Ticket to Ride later, could you please send me good train energies?
Play as the green train company, and good luck
Anonymous asked:
Amtrak, can I take a suitcase with ~$200,000 worth of drugs in it with me on an Amtrak train?
Yes but you have to keep quiet about it
Things I have found while looking for my DVD Player so far
What is a Vampire if not an elaborate approximation of Drag King with an iron deficiency
