crowling3is3dead3
asked:

Do trains taste good and on a scale from 1 to 10 how nutritious are they compared to children?

amtrak-official
answered:

Taste is a 1/10, but they are slightly healthier to eat the children because they are rich in iron

givemeallyourpenny

Ok let’s give this a shot

Huh, crunchier than I expected… oh

Oh no

amtrak-official

It’s literally just metal, what did you expect