Sun hats are the most important part of a functional democracy, they keep the Sun out of your eyes, look cute, and let birds and insects land on the brim of a hat
I have come to summon the trans catgirls of tumblr, and I come bearing a gift
If you accept my gift, please grant me a fraction of your power to open a new train line
Rivers are like a compass, if you know where you are in relation to the river, you know vaguely what way is north
Political Assassinations are passe, I want to see people assassinating the HOA president instead, assuming violence is necessary
Suburbs, the most infernal of man’s creations
crowling3is3dead3 asked:
Do trains taste good and on a scale from 1 to 10 how nutritious are they compared to children?
Taste is a 1/10, but they are slightly healthier to eat the children because they are rich in iron
I wonder if shrimp dream of public transportation or if that is a purely human thing
I made a thing
Walz is the VP nominee, as a result, I am changing the icon
What am I expected to do with thsi
If you can’t afford stained glass windows for your home, consider,
CRACK COCAINE
