crowling3is3dead3 asked:
Do trains taste good and on a scale from 1 to 10 how nutritious are they compared to children?
amtrak-official answered:
Taste is a 1/10, but they are slightly healthier to eat the children because they are rich in iron
Ok let’s give this a shot
Huh, crunchier than I expected… oh
Oh no
It's literally just metal, what did you expect
You realize this is the guy who wanted to eat a living suit of armor right?
Did he succeed?
