Things I have found while looking for my DVD Player so far
In order of coolness
Anonymous asked:
I just wanted to tell you that an amtrak line passes through my stepmom's home town which is little more than a wide spot in the road and it's like the most notable thing there
There's no moral here just thought you should know
We pass through many a forgotten small town
They call New York the city that never sleeps because I stole all the music boxes and now nobody there can get sleepy
crowling3is3dead3 asked:
Do trains taste good and on a scale from 1 to 10 how nutritious are they compared to children?
Taste is a 1/10, but they are slightly healthier to eat the children because they are rich in iron
Anonymous asked:
Your account was in my nightmare for some reason. You kept getting sent asks of people put in house wallpapers to varying degrees of spookiness.
But the scariest part is that you kept replying with "r/196" to them, which even after checking the subreddit I have no clue what that's supposed to mean.
I wouldn’t do that, telling people to go to reddit is cruel
I have come to summon the trans catgirls of tumblr, and I come bearing a gift
If you accept my gift, please grant me a fraction of your power to open a new train line
Interviewing George Bush,
“How the fuck do you sleep at night after all you have done, don’t you just wish that you could get hit by a train and stop having to worry about the consequences of your actions?”
I press a button on a remote
“Well great news, we redirected a train directly towards your house, it’s coming for you <3, now stay still you fucking bastard”
What is our opinion on the lady on the Ticket to ride box
Her
I found a Windows 98 PC Box, what should I do
This is the best America Has to Offer?
