West Coast, Best Coast suddenly stops when you can buy an Apartment for a third the price of San Francisco in Chicago
Anonymous asked:
*Sees picture of one of two actually dense cities in North America* “raaaa why can’t this be more like Chicago!!!! Where’s the single family wastes of space and no walkability!!!!”
At least people like you stay in the Midwest where you belong. Without New York this country would never have become anything
I never said San Francisco or New York should be like Chicago, I said San Francisco was evil but that was supposed to be a joke about Nimbyism and a lack of Lesbians. Also once again, I have to ask, have you ever been to Chicago because it is walkable
Anyways in the 60s we had the Beatles and in the 90s we had Nirvana, which means logically we would get another band like them in the 2020s, so we are over due for a band from a midsized industrial city that gets so popular they redefine all of music
Women make good Music
I have come to summon the trans catgirls of tumblr, and I come bearing a gift
If you accept my gift, please grant me a fraction of your power to open a new train line
This is the best America Has to Offer?
Oh god, there were 16 separate Tornado Warnings in the Chicago Area last Night
Folk Music is like if Country music was fun and socialist
Guy who says increasingly weird things about post war social housing complexes until it’s revealed that he either wants to personally run a wrecking ball through every one in the city or he wants to have sex with them
Interviewing George Bush,
“How the fuck do you sleep at night after all you have done, don’t you just wish that you could get hit by a train and stop having to worry about the consequences of your actions?”
I press a button on a remote
“Well great news, we redirected a train directly towards your house, it’s coming for you <3, now stay still you fucking bastard”