Guy who says increasingly weird things about post war social housing complexes until it's revealed that he either wants to personally run a wrecking ball through every one in the city or he wants to have sex with them
Why not both
You can't have sex with what is gone
But you can masturbate to its memory.
I guess but like should he?
Anonymous asked:
Your account was in my nightmare for some reason. You kept getting sent asks of people put in house wallpapers to varying degrees of spookiness.
But the scariest part is that you kept replying with "r/196" to them, which even after checking the subreddit I have no clue what that's supposed to mean.
I wouldn’t do that, telling people to go to reddit is cruel
What is a Vampire if not an elaborate approximation of Drag King with an iron deficiency
Anonymous asked:
*Sees picture of one of two actually dense cities in North America* “raaaa why can’t this be more like Chicago!!!! Where’s the single family wastes of space and no walkability!!!!”
At least people like you stay in the Midwest where you belong. Without New York this country would never have become anything
I never said San Francisco or New York should be like Chicago, I said San Francisco was evil but that was supposed to be a joke about Nimbyism and a lack of Lesbians. Also once again, I have to ask, have you ever been to Chicago because it is walkable
Anonymous asked:
Amtrak, can I take a suitcase with ~$200,000 worth of drugs in it with me on an Amtrak train?
Yes but you have to keep quiet about it
liverofsulfur asked:
how many trains do you want to see
5,000 daily
Album covers that make you uncomfortable, go!
Girls who live in the water and climb out when a train passes by to try and capture the train and eat the passengers?
I love writing because you can make this horrible person and people will just love her
I have come to summon the trans catgirls of tumblr, and I come bearing a gift
If you accept my gift, please grant me a fraction of your power to open a new train line
They should run a Rocky Horror Show Train where they have a car that has a rotating cast of actors performing the Rocky Horror Show every day
