"You couldn't waterboard this out of me"
Skill issue, you could get it out of me, WITHOUT waterboarding, I'm a talkative bitch who can't keep a secret for the life of him
At least 5 people IRL know about this tumblr blog because of how I can’t shut the fuck up
A train ride could be a dating Sim if you aren’t a coward
It’s Midnight, start banging pots to wake up your downstairs neighbor
Cars may be evil but Tracy Chapman’s 1988 masterpiece, “Fast Car” is a very good song
Good Night America, How are ya
Genuinely, what is the fucking point of powersave mode on a computer besides making me suffer
We need more queer slurs that sound good with forma of transportation, at minimum they need to be as good as dykes on bikes
muggedmoth asked:
amtrak will u accept my hand in marriage
No, your tie is ugly, good bye
Massachusetts is just California with shittier weather
✓ Autism
✓ ADHD
✓ Anxiety
✓ Homosexuality
? Transgender
✓ knowledgeable on trains
Folk Music is like if Country music was fun and socialist
