Why would I take offense to this
I’m just going to start referring to famous celebrities as one hit wonders even when they are known for a lot of songs
We need more queer slurs that sound good with forma of transportation, at minimum they need to be as good as dykes on bikes
I do not fear the fae, I am always in a giant metal box called a train and the fae can’t get on because of the iron that is used to make steel.
“You couldn’t waterboard this out of me”Skill issue, you could get it out of me, WITHOUT waterboarding, I’m a talkative bitch who can’t keep a secret for the life of him
List of people getting free train tickets today:Black Drag performersStarving artists in a bohemian type of neighborhoodTrans women who have written a musical17 year old suburban kids who want to escape and get to college as soon as possible Old Jewish Women from New JerseyGuys who did warrior cats role play in elementary when they were little girlsPeople who paint political murals in ChicagoPeople who still have a pet rock and take care of said pet rockLocal bookshop owners and employees The most controversial person in the Midwestern pride paradePeople who work at the Minnesota Renn FairePeople who pet the Bodega CatAnd Arborists who enjoy Sycamore Trees