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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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I do not fear the fae, I am always in a giant metal box called a train and the fae can't get on because of the iron that is used to make steel.

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And even if they get on the train, they can't harm me, my blood is full of iron

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And Faeries are bound to follow deals so I could just make a deal to give them my first born son to them in exchange for them not harming me, but I am gay so I would have to adopt anyways so the child wouldn't be born to me and therefore the fae couldn't take them from me and I can't get harmed by faeries and taking a child would harm me so they can't do that so basically I know the exact way to avoid being hurt by faeries

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And if I don’t tell them my name while making the deal or give them the name of someone else, they would have no power over me to influence me