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What's the coolest thing you can think of?

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Lesbians, obviously.

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But how can we make them even cooler, cool enought that every 8 year old boy wants to be one?

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Well it's shrimple actually, bikes

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We need to get the lesbians to ride bikes as their primary form of transportation

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And that can be accomplished by building a?