What's the coolest thing you can think of?
Lesbians, obviously.
But how can we make them even cooler, cool enought that every 8 year old boy wants to be one?
Well it's shrimple actually, bikes
We need to get the lesbians to ride bikes as their primary form of transportation
And that can be accomplished by building a?
That's right! A protected bike lane
We need to build proper bike infrastructure for the dykes
And the rest of us too, I guess