tilltheyhiggonmyboson asked:
Seasonal Island
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liverofsulfur asked:
how many trains do you want to see
5,000 daily
Rivers are like a compass, if you know where you are in relation to the river, you know vaguely what way is north
Political Assassinations are passe, I want to see people assassinating the HOA president instead, assuming violence is necessary
They call New York the city that never sleeps because I stole all the music boxes and now nobody there can get sleepy
crowling3is3dead3 asked:
Do trains taste good and on a scale from 1 to 10 how nutritious are they compared to children?
Taste is a 1/10, but they are slightly healthier to eat the children because they are rich in iron
I wonder if shrimp dream of public transportation or if that is a purely human thing
I have come to summon the trans catgirls of tumblr, and I come bearing a gift
If you accept my gift, please grant me a fraction of your power to open a new train line
“You couldn’t waterboard this out of me”
Skill issue, you could get it out of me, WITHOUT waterboarding, I’m a talkative bitch who can’t keep a secret for the life of him
I made a thing
