Am I a niche internet micro celebrity now??
In order of coolness
Anonymous asked:
*Sees picture of one of two actually dense cities in North America* “raaaa why can’t this be more like Chicago!!!! Where’s the single family wastes of space and no walkability!!!!”
At least people like you stay in the Midwest where you belong. Without New York this country would never have become anything
I never said San Francisco or New York should be like Chicago, I said San Francisco was evil but that was supposed to be a joke about Nimbyism and a lack of Lesbians. Also once again, I have to ask, have you ever been to Chicago because it is walkable
Anonymous asked:
Amtrak, can I take a suitcase with ~$200,000 worth of drugs in it with me on an Amtrak train?
Yes but you have to keep quiet about it
liverofsulfur asked:
how many trains do you want to see
5,000 daily
I wonder if shrimp dream of public transportation or if that is a purely human thing
Album covers that make you uncomfortable, go!
Rivers are like a compass, if you know where you are in relation to the river, you know vaguely what way is north
Oh yeah, the whole internet thing doesn’t affect Amtrak because it runs off Linux, I forgot about that fact
This is the best America Has to Offer?
I made a thing
